Earlier on
I bought 4 different types of ten pack cigs.

Then I mixed them all up and put them into two of the L&B special edition tins so I got sort of a fag pick and mix.

Please tell me you've done something sadder than that?

PS, for everyone slagging off wallE earlier, it's fucking ace!
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

had a wank over the lingerie section in the kays catalogue
that sad enough
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

Surely most teenage boys have done that?
I've probably done it in the last couple of years!
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

I think the age of catalogue wanking died with the widespread availability of broadband

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

This is true
But desperate times call for desperate measures.

I'm pretty sure I've cracked one out over lorraine kelly when I didn't have skysports and therefore that Oz Exercise thing.

(Pre broadband times)
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

Lorraine Kelly
Sick, sick, sick bastard.

:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

2002 FTW

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

my point exactly

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Anyone who smokes Royals is scum
I smoke menthols. Mmmmm.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

I'm playing Morrowind right now
does that count?

Also, can you remember what the 4 types of cigs were?
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yep
Ten Embassy, Regal, L&B and Gold Mark.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

*Takes down notes for later experimentation*

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world
Who was curious.

I want to make a christmas selection box, only with cigs.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Why did you not just buy the one you like?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

As per below really
There's lots of choice out there.

Smoking menthols is like smoking through a polo.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

Menthols are ming
I don't see the point in them.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Yes, how dare they not like a film you like.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

God you're fucking tedious aren't you.
Change the channel will you, you boring whinging cunt.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

OooooOOOooooOOoooh
*lifts handbag*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

IRONY LEVELS APPROACHING CRITICAL LEVEL

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

Oh it's you and all.
The only two cunts who persist.

Ignored. Bye now xx
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

Pfffft.
WOBBBBBBBBBBBLE. Persist with what, I wonder.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'd call that a mini-wobble.
A wobblett.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

Give him a chance, I'm sure he can improve his wobbling technique.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

He's flounced before now.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

Has he?
Pity he's not able to do it properly.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

the first wobbly steps, before long he'll be an old man getting angry at the intenet over his mates comedy night being called spam

( mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

Pfffft
Now, now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you

stupid

cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

LOOK HE PUT XXX
HE'S SO ABOVE ALL OF THIS
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

No, no I have not
And yes it is. I love that film.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

Isn't it though
Aww they're so cute. And to think I was pissed off because I had to look after my nephew, that kids got some good films!
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

Wall-E is fucking awesome.

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

Why would you do that? I'm really fussy about brands of fags.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

Well I smoked L&B for a year (I only started when I was 23)
And then I started smoking regal and realised I hadn't tried any others. So I'm going to investigate.

Embassy are harsher than the Regal, the Gold Mark aren't bad considering they're cheapo.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

Try it with foreign cigs next.
That'd be interesting. Ish.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

smokers are jokers

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Winners never quit.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

what if it was a competition to see who could get raped the most

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

Quitters are shitter.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)