This,
you'd be more likly to get killed on the road, on the way to work.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

or from brain overheating
due to tinfoil hat application.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yes!
This!
(Chook, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)