One of the bus drivers here waits for the time table, buts starts revving the engine as if to pull away when he sees people
so everybody runs for the bus, and then has to sit for 10 minutes until it's time

this was a thrilling bus anecdote.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

This is why I don't get buses.
I recommend you do the same.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

buy me a car.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

Buy your own car you scrounging cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

you can have my car if you like
it's cheap to run and you can pay me in oven chips
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

I don't have any oven chips

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

what do you have?
you can pay me in that
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

I have a surprising amount of tape
masking, double sided, insulating
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

and I have some friends very high up in the adhesive tape investment community
let's talk business
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

I would give my car to glued eel if he would follow me about and make comments throughout my day

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

I'd sell my car to glued eel for 33% cheaper for what I'm asking for in the paper
just because it's glued eel
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

How much are you asking for it?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

2000 Ka, blue-ish
52k miles, 1k since last april, fsh tax and mot until nov

I paid 1500 for it and it's in great nick. I guess a grand?

I don't have a clue where to start with selling cars so a friend is doing it.
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

There's a bus driver here who always tries to overcharge young people.
It costs £1 to get to the university campus from town, but £1.40 to get to Asda (without a student card). However, he tries to charge £1.40, no matter what.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

FUCK YEAH THRILLING TALES OF BUSES

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

I'm going to suggest this for QOTW

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

I would be impressed to see what lies about buses they can come up with

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

VOTE
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post399001
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

I work in transport systems :(
I deal with about 300 buses every day on my screens :(

oh MAN do I have some bus stories for you!!!!!
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

this could be a goldmine SAVE THEM FOR WEDNESDAY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

I was talking about women when I started this thread

( Hankster, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

Yet you called them buses
Are they fat?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

Far from it

( Hankster, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

do they refuse to open their doors for you anywhere other than a desginated stop?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

Yes

( Hankster, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6057975
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

I have little choice.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)