but don't go near the cows
the womb demons will turn the milk sour
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)

I wondered
why the weetabix tasted funny :S
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

weetabix tastes funny
because it is made out of dandruff and pubes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

*gags*


*swallows*

Sorry? You were saying? Oh the weetabix, aye, whatever.
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

The first two lines
bring back such happy memories.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)

the smell of incense
the sound of the choir practising
the rough wool of father o'flaherty's cassock
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)

Father?
Is that you?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)