Some of these do make you feel ill ... SFW
www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/opart-e.html
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)

I don't think
my eyes work properly.

'Ning all.
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)

Morning you
Womb turmoil? My sympathies.

*passes the evening primrose*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)

Haha
Nothing wrong with the old uterus (currently), it's the personality that's being defective!

*ROAAAAR*
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)

Do you know what really helps?
Doing the washing and ironing.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)

And blowjobs
Definitely.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)

I thought
you'd never offer.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)

Well the ham, egg and cheese
muffin I just had didn't have anywhere near enough protein in it for me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

but don't go near the cows
the womb demons will turn the milk sour
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)

I wondered
why the weetabix tasted funny :S
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

weetabix tastes funny
because it is made out of dandruff and pubes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

*gags*


*swallows*

Sorry? You were saying? Oh the weetabix, aye, whatever.
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

The first two lines
bring back such happy memories.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)

the smell of incense
the sound of the choir practising
the rough wool of father o'flaherty's cassock
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)

Father?
Is that you?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)

My flat's
immaculate! theflatmate's unemployed and playing house husband :D
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

*prods repeatedly*
*puts on body armour*

/ac
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)

God you're all so touchy feely
I just tell her to go shove a mooncup up her sausage-wallet and stop whinging about a bit of a tummy ache.

Ning you right shower of cunts.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)

I don't have a 'tummy ache'
I HAVE THE RAGE
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

Awwww bless.
*pats on head*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

*seethes gently*

I don't care anyway, I have Jake Thackray's dulcet tones in my ears :D Yay for 07:30 Amazon deliveries!
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)

Creepy Carrie!
Creepy Carrie...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

sissy spacek's naughty pillows
gmtfh
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)

Her ginger eyelashes
leave me flaccid, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)

there was a ginger goth on the train this morning
there's nothing more attractive in all of christendom than cheap blue-black hair dye, albino eyelashes and freckles
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)

/wilts
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)

Indeed.
The blood gushing from between her legs, never fails to ruin the mood, however.

[edit: dirty pillows
/pedant]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)

quite right
*googles for dirty pillows*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)

Pervert.
*makes sign of The Cross*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:01, archived)

*waves hello for a safe distance*

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)

This.
Only from a bit closer - the other side of town.

And our wonderful management have decided that in concession to the G8 we get to wear casual dress next week. Which at least saves me ironing the shirts!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)

www.garmentmall.com/womens-casual-dresses.html

*GTFH*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)

Pfft.
I'm not sure the world is quite ready for me in a casual dress...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)

My building's
boarded up, and we're on complete lock down next week! And I wear jeans already :P I may work from home if it gets at all hairy next week..
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)

You could just shave...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

I've tried already mate
apparently it's "symbolic of the oppressive nature of our inherently patriarchal society" or some such.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

Oh.
*demands a wench to oppress*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)

Volunteers
I'll be your wench.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)

*oppresses*
700M and still 7hrs to go.. hurrah

/sad
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)

:( I'm only on half that!

( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)

*takes note*
That's a good one, I'll remember that ;)
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:41, archived)

*waves back*

( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)

I stared at the supposedly ill making one
for a minute and nothing happened

/disappointed
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)

Nice. Burberry optical illusions.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)