WHY though?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

So when I come to do interviews for jobs/scholarships in the next few months (after I graduate)
I look and feel good.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

You should dance.
Film it, and send it to me. It would please me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Why would that please you?
It seems an odd request.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

young man, dancing because I told him to
there's nothing not pleasing about that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)