Dear Internet Lawyer TFD.
I am a member of the Internet Lawyer AntiTrust Commision.

I am here to inform you that your Internet Lawyer Lisanceing has been WITHDRAWN. This is due to the fact that you are an OMGirl, and as such, have default wins against all other non-girls.

As such, should you wish to regain your Internet Lawyer Quilifications, you may *looks up on list* "Hold Gonz's Hand, Watch Hollyoaks and Eat Chinese Food With Him".

Kind Regards,

Internet Lawyer AntiTrust Commishion From The Internet (The Offical One).
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