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Jesus H fucking CHRIST
I'm going to SUE you lot for being UTTER COCK gobbling CUNTS.

Leave my BLOG alone.
(empty_personality, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
lol what

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Cock off
(__, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
It's down there.

(empty_personality, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
NO LOOK AT ME!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
oh hai sibod

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
YOUR STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
WITH YOUR TINY COCK IN YOUR HAND


WHEN I SAY HAND I MEAN TWEEZERS
(empty_personality, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
i read that as
"i am sorry that i flounced and now iam trying to be LOLWACKY in the hope that you will all forget that i flounced in such a drama queen way and welcome me back with open arms"
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
You just want me to enter you
with force.
(empty_personality, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
and now you are just quoting my signiture.
grow up or fuck off back to 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
WHY NOT

(empty_personality, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
my standing outside your house?
I don't understand

calm down, deep breaths and tell the internet what it is that's upsetting you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
I FOUND OUT I AM A GAY CUNTOID
WHO HAS A GAY BLOG.
(empty_personality, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
aww.
couldnt resist a little ego spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
Oh I love a spazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
It's not gay
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
suck mah balls, cuntoid

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
Hello Sir.
I am an internet lawyer and am willing to represent you online for my special discounted fee (only available to those special people who wish to sue /talk as a corporately responsible body) of just one gazillion pounds.

Best,

TFD
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
you're willing to go up against leonard "j." crabs?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
I've got the balls.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

the

Does az know, or do you hide them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
What do you think attracted him to her in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
i've just phoned leonard now to tell him we're being sued and he was so excited that he put his left shoe on his right foot and vice versa!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
now he's furously tip tapping away on his typewriter (it doesn't have an 'a' so expect a letter from leonrd "j." crbs) even though i haven't told him the details of the case yet
i think he's just so happy to have work again
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
Dear Internet Lawyer TFD.
I am a member of the Internet Lawyer AntiTrust Commision.

I am here to inform you that your Internet Lawyer Lisanceing has been WITHDRAWN. This is due to the fact that you are an OMGirl, and as such, have default wins against all other non-girls.

As such, should you wish to regain your Internet Lawyer Quilifications, you may *looks up on list* "Hold Gonz's Hand, Watch Hollyoaks and Eat Chinese Food With Him".

Kind Regards,

Internet Lawyer AntiTrust Commishion From The Internet (The Offical One).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
Oh
we'd quite forgotten about you.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
CRY BOD

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
You are as ridiculous as you were when posting all you sex nonsense.
Back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
VALIDATION. ONLINE.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
Now I am interested as to what has been happening.
I shall report my findings to your blog forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
i have never read a blog
why would i? someone?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
For amusement.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
some of them have great restaurant reviews

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
YOU LOT OF SLACKERS
It TOOK you 5 fucking YEARS to TAKE THE PISS out of it!!!

LOSERS.

Sibod am win.
(empty_personality, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)