Marshall amps, Fender Guitars
and Diet Coke so I can get Duffy to put her large, lovely bum on my face and ride me like a bicycle.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

As she sang "AaaaaaaAAAa gotta be meeeeeeee!"
I'd sing the exact same thing, but in baritone into her hotpants.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

Because it's in her kiss?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

stop
you're making me giggle in the office at the mental image
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

I'd give her a solid fish hooking in the chops as she tried to sing as well
like when kids would try and making you say "My dad's a banker" in the playground.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

she'd look like this after
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/tuggingduffy.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

is this all occurring on stage?
FILTH
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

Nah, as we wen't through the supermarket

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

GASP TIMES TEN
which aisle?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

tinned goods
I'm bounce some off the back of her neck as I bite her arms and so sex in her vageeni.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)