How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

How many women on PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three.
Why three?

I just DOES, okay?!? God, you're a moron.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)