'Now that's what I call cockney' is ace

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

You should see it live

(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

What's the tune from about 0:40 onwards?

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

'Talk' by Coldplay

(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

'Talk' by Coldplay "Computer Love" by Kraftwerk
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

And the Jeremy Kyle theme tune, oddly

(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

I managed about 17 seconds
before wrenching my speakers off the desk and hurling them towards a vat of readily-prepared boiling oil.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)