HOWARD DONALD Penélope Cruz & Lauren Laverne & Jessica Alba IN A BIG MESSY PILE!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

Out of them only Lauren Laverne'd get it.
Penelope Cruz is annoying, and Jessica Alba has the face of a four year old with a smacked arse and no lolly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

She'd be my first choice, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity of all three...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Well, I suppose
if you came in Alba's eye for me, I could forgive.

And up her nose.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'd love gum up Sophie Ellis Bextors eyes with my fluid
so you'd have to dab them with cotton wool to allow them to reopen much like her mother would've done with a tortoise coming out of hibernation.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)