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I think you've all overlooked what day it is today.
edit: haha you spastics

IT WAS COCK TUESDAY ALL ALONG.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
I know.
That Champions League semi is massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
I think Chelsea should treat a high scoring, one goal defeat as a huge bonus.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
I can see Barcelona winning by a couple of goals.
Bosingwa isn't going to cope with Messi.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
I'd play Carvallho.
Messi's going to cut inside anyway, so it's logical to play a right footer at left back.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
But isn't that why they're playing Bosingwa?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
Because Cole's suspended..
Who else is a left back at Chelsea?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
Ivanovic can.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
As can Ferriera, except he's generally a right back.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
He's injured, and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
Ah yes, I forgot.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
Mancienne
But he's about 8.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
That's too big a game for him.
I say, play AMEOBI.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
Personally, I don't think it matters who they play.
They've just got to get the marking right. Possibly zonal rather than man marking.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
They have to suffocate Barcelona generally.
They're going to need Essien to show his Stevie G-stopping form, because if Messi doesn't fuck them up then Iniesta or Xavi will.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
Because of this I wouldn't be that surprised if we didn't see any goals till late on in the game.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
I personally think there'll be 1 early goal.
Then we'll have Chelsea in DULL mode. Following this, we'll be looking at possibly a couple of goals in the final third.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
it's the 28th of April.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
OH DEAR GOD, WHO ON EARTH FORGOT TO GIVE WORMULUS HIS ATTENTION TODAY?
Guys, c'mon, you know how he gets !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
Was it me?

(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
it's my half day
can this shit wait 15 minutes, please?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
No
It happens now, just get it over with quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
Is that what you say to TUTT?
*couldn't help herself*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
Said to TuTT

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
Fucking hell, I'm such a wanker.
We need some sort of b3ta heat magazine so I can keep up.

Sorry chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
It's alright
I didn't announce it on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
Until now.
Sorry petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
I feel I've missed out on VITAL information, here.
I really should start attending b4shes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
I didn't go either.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
I'm going to one at the end of the month though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
All the hippest coolest cats are going to this one....
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/16693

I think the only person on the sign up list I'll know is cr3.

Oh my, I'm one of those people, the kind who go to partys without knowing anyone =(((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
It'd appear to be you, cr3 and a load of /links people.
come to the massive London one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
I'll be leading the other part of my double life up in cyprus at that point =(((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
I take it you're not coming to mine then?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
I thought it was on a friday =(((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
Neither did they

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
That's not important!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
And don't call you Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
But Icci was there :D
and that is very important.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
No that's
"No It happens now, just get it...oh...sorry"
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
ok, like ripping off a plaster

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
SURF AND TURF DAY
Very excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
Euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
Nope
Steak, scampi, baked portobello mushrooms and colcannon. A bit of an odd mix, but fucking beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
I'm going to be 100% honest with you here..
I had to google Colcannon.

Sounds good though =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
It's amazing
the only problem is my plates aren't big enough for the massive slabs of rump that are going on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
I don't like eating steak in public, unless I really know the person I'm eating with.
Because I'm never sure on the rules about spitting out those bits that take 20 minuites to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
take out, say 'bleurgh, look at this bit' waggle it in other diner's faces
and then ping it into the nearest pot plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
Hah, that's much better than spending the next 5 minuites thinking "Oh god, I can't belive I swallowed that.".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
If they love you, they'll forgive you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
Much like oral sex..

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
David Icke's last day of being 56?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
That's what HE thinks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
the birthday of
Howard Donald, Andy Flower, Nicklas Lidström, Diego Simeone, Bridget Moynahan, Joseph Bruce, Elisabeth Röhm, Jorge Garcia, Francisco Palencia, Penélope Cruz, Richel Hersisia, Vernon Kay, Derrick Wayne Frazier, Lauren Laverne, Bahram Radan, Josh Howard, Jessica Alba, Nikki Grahame, Roger Johnson, George Nozuka, Roman Polák, Jennifer Palm Lundberg, Alice Glass,
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
I bet none of the brought a cake in

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
YAY
HOWARD DONALD
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

HOWARD DONALD Penélope Cruz & Lauren Laverne & Jessica Alba IN A BIG MESSY PILE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
Out of them only Lauren Laverne'd get it.
Penelope Cruz is annoying, and Jessica Alba has the face of a four year old with a smacked arse and no lolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
She'd be my first choice, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity of all three...

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
Well, I suppose
if you came in Alba's eye for me, I could forgive.

And up her nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
I'd love gum up Sophie Ellis Bextors eyes with my fluid
so you'd have to dab them with cotton wool to allow them to reopen much like her mother would've done with a tortoise coming out of hibernation.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
Driving lessons for me.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
Woop Woop
I actually like this meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Join the Cock Tuesday Army.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
WOOP WOOP, sound-a-da-police, WOOP WOOP, here-come-da-police.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
SHOOP DA WOOP WOOP WOOP

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
Shaaaa WEEEE bah bah bobadom.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
Done
I robbed the badge out of your profile, hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
Check your gaz

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
Sorted
w00p w00p
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
I cant believe it's only tuesday
But also it's my best friends wedding on Saturday! So yey!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
Say congratulations from me.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)