I don't like eating steak in public, unless I really know the person I'm eating with.
Because I'm never sure on the rules about spitting out those bits that take 20 minuites to chew.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

take out, say 'bleurgh, look at this bit' waggle it in other diner's faces
and then ping it into the nearest pot plant.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hah, that's much better than spending the next 5 minuites thinking "Oh god, I can't belive I swallowed that.".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

If they love you, they'll forgive you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Much like oral sex..

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)