Do your own dissertation.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

NEAR THE TOP
His profile is hilarious.

"Hello, Im James.

I was born on New Years Day, Ive got 5 black belts in Karate and Im a student who enjoys extended piss ups.

I wear contacts but im considering returning to glasses.

Im a massive fan of procrastination.

Massive.

While I should now be writing my dissertation, im updating my b3ta profile. Nice"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

LOL HE'S 'ARD AND LIKES A DRINK.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

5 years
7 posts on all boards.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

fairly dull really.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

*rewrites*
Hello, I'm James.

I was born on New Years Day and I think I'm well hard and that. Also, I drink alcohol. This is well hard.

I am unhappy with my physical appearance, but am running out of money to keep my facade running.

I am massive.

MASSIVE.

While I should now be going to work in McDonalds, I'm instead asking the internet to do my dissertation for me.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Pfffffft

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)