send her a
turd in the post.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)

Did that last week
I've turned her off and am playing the Manic's "From Despair To Where" way TOO LOUD.
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:02, archived)

That's no good.
They have no soul.
You want to listen to some Harry Belafonte.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:03, archived)

Harry Belefonte can suck my oozing cock
I need guitars. Played LOUD
www.inaudible.co.uk/crocketts/pages/music/crocketts10.html
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)

John Denver?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:08, archived)