*rubs up against you*

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

*sprays with capsicum spray*


*hopes you lot call it 'capsicum spray' rather than 'pepper spray' or some-bloody-thing else*
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

MY EYES!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)

Quick lbft,
I'll hold him, you bum him.

Sorry, it's a knee jerk response...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

knee dick
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)