Mornin'!
*chuffles each and every one of you*
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

*chufflychufflychufflychufflySQUEEEEZE*

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Get out of it.
We can't be in the same room as you, or we'll be branded as sex offenders!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

*rubs up against you*

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

*sprays with capsicum spray*


*hopes you lot call it 'capsicum spray' rather than 'pepper spray' or some-bloody-thing else*
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

MY EYES!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)

Quick lbft,
I'll hold him, you bum him.

Sorry, it's a knee jerk response...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

knee dick
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)

aha,but I'm wearing pants with
an anti chuffle gusset
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

*strips you down*
*chuffles*
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

hmmm
moist
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

*gurns willfully*
NING!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)