I'll humpty your dumpty in a minute young man.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

Oh no!
I just hope I'll be able to put it back together again.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

You won't.
It's got EGG DISEASE now.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:37, archived)