I think TFD is trying to flatter her way into your pants.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

IS TFD AS "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" AS MY GIRLFRIEND?
DOES SHE LIKE BRIEF AND UNSATISFYING SEX AS MUCH AS MY GIRLFRIEND? IF SO THEN MAYBE SHE HAS A CHANCE.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

lol they're both munters
rofl
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

THAT IS A LIE.
TFD HERSELF SAID THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS, AND I QUOTE, "REALLY BEAUTIFUL".
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:07, archived)