you sound like a man in need of a glass of warm refreshing wee

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

I'm not right until I've had my first cup of wee.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

you're bloody weird mate, that's what you are

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Pot. Kettle. etc

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

If drinking your own piss and photoshopping Chris Packham's face onto a naked photo of your dad is weird
well gosh darn it just call me Mr. Weird.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

It's none of that.
It's the.....other...thing.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)