Oh look at me, I'm chewing gum and breathing through my nose
and humming occasionally, and sneeze then say "oh, i do that a lot, i have a lot of allergies". Why the shitting hell are none of these picked up when he was interviewed for the job?
( magnum, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Give him some allereze and tell him to man the fuck up

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:23, archived)