I considered applying for a job like yours
Im glad i never did!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Frankly, it's normally a piece of piss no brainer for decent money
But it only takes one of the cunts to make it all go wrong
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

plus you get to see loads of discarded mattresses.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

And footballs, half cats, exploded pheasants, fat people running while I shut the doors, down women's tops
And the occasional nice person.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)