Oh MAN ! I'm....i'm..... I'm really sorry for you.
Here, take a seat, would you like a cup of tea? I've heard of some down-right rotten things to happen to a person, but that's just nasty. Are you going to be all right? Do you have someone you can call? No, no, here, take my phone, call up your parents. It's times like these that familys come together, they'll understand. They love you, they always will. It's ok mate, you let it out big fella. Here, I won't bellittle you by saying I know your pain, or use clichés like "It'll get easier in time", but life has a funny way of working itself out.

Here, have my sandwich, I didn't want it anyway, had a big breakfast. Would you like some MAN THE FUCK UP with that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

MY IRONYOMETER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

QUICK ! *splashes some attention over you*
There we go, much better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:43, archived)