Which job centre?
Also... what is chippy sauce?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Thank you for answering my question so clearly...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

it's the brown sauce they have in chippies,
that they add vinegar to whenever they start to run out of it, presumably on the understanding that it "makes more of it".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

pop potato chips in a blender for 2 mins complete with a splash of milk,
the residue from cutting some wood & a couple of old circuit boards.

Hey presto! Chippy sauce.
( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)