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When you're next eating at a place which has sachets of salt & pepper, stick a couple
in your wallet. Then when you're at work eating a salad which needs salt, you're sorted.

Top tip, that. Also I like eggs. Poached eggs on Marmite on toast is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
You put salt on a salad!?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
This. What?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
Precisely, surely the anchovies make it salty enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
If there is anchovies.
Sometimes just a plain salad is nicest. Cherry tomatoes especially. Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
There'd better be anchovies.
I INSIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
What if it's salad that's only for me?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
As a socialist I believe that everybody should share their food with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
I try and make other people share my food
I feel bad if other people don't get some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
I never feel ba, broadsword.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
He meant your sig.
weapon of bass estruction
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
But of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
Mmm I do
It's ace, especially on a Greek Salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
I'm so confused.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
maybe it's a Glasgow salad.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
Chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
The chippy near the job centre does chippy sauce!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Chippy sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
CHIPPY SAUCE

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
CHIPPY SAUCE

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Which job centre?
Also... what is chippy sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
Thank you for answering my question so clearly...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
it's the brown sauce they have in chippies,
that they add vinegar to whenever they start to run out of it, presumably on the understanding that it "makes more of it".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
pop potato chips in a blender for 2 mins complete with a splash of milk,
the residue from cutting some wood & a couple of old circuit boards.

Hey presto! Chippy sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
I really need to get up and go buy some food
BLEH
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
what if you're eating a salad that needs pepper?
never thought of that, did you? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
there is mention of pepper sachets in his post

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
well done Mr Getting The Joke

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
LOLOVERSIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
Lover Sight?
Awww, you sweetie-pie.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
you see Gonz, I think she's trying to pull a fast one on me.
The problem with comments like hers on the internet is because you can't hear intonation you can't assess meaning fully.

So taking an uppity stance on my reply makes her appear a bit like a dick, but by me typing all this I appear also like a bit of a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
we're all dicks on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
TOGETHER MAYBE WE COULD ALL BECOME THE MEGADICK!
WE COULD FLY THROUGH SPACE BEING DICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
I don't get this adding salt to food nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
I'm with you on that one, G'mister.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Some cooking is no good without seasoning.
Sometimes things which are made for you don't have enough seasoning. Honestly, making a chicken & veg soup with no seasoning all the way through makes a terrible soup. You need seasoning.
Seasoning seasoning seasoning seasoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
yeah,
rubbish cooking.
Although actually, most rubbish cooking has loads of salt in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Too much salt is horrid, often none at all is bland. That's why you have table salt I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
It's what you're used to, I guess,
like sugar in tea.
I went right off salt when I was about 5, during lunch at primary school, when I added far too much salt to the blandest stew in the world in a misguided attempt to make it taste of anything at all. Well it did taste of something at all - it tasted of salt - but was even less edible because of it. Then a teacher told me it was bad for my kidneys and I've never put salt on anything since. Which really confused my parents for a while, because putting salt on your chips is "the rules" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
Salt on chip shop chips is essential in my view
I had some the other week without any salt or vinegar and it was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
CHIPPY SAUCE

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
Ohh, I read Gran's post as "adding salt to everything".
Yeah', some things really need salt, when cooking, but I'm not one to add it to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
the only thing I put salt in is the pasta water.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
A sprinkling of rock salt over liver is a must.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
first I've heard of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
A grind of salt & pepper on an egg sandwich is yum.
I have salt on some chicken things, some potato things and undressed salad. Lol, undressed salad lol it's nekkid.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
No salad needs salt
And my work kitchen has it just in case.

Eggs are good. I may have eggs for dinner (mainly because I think that is the only thing in my fridge other than gin)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
Ginny eggy cup

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
Get one of each condiment, make a painter's pallet out of your plate, combine to make a Van Goth of flavour on your plate.
Esspeicaly good with chips.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
I bet Van Gogh was a goth, emo cunt cutting his ear off.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
oh right, nice one, now they've got an excuse to bang on about food for another fucking hour
god I hate you all so much

you dull bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Hello, I have tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Ding dong merrily on Irish

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
I'll just rush through your Online Validation papers
your Official Gilgamesh Seal of Approval certificate is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
Lets change the subject
it´s hot here today
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
Too hot for soup?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
salt and pepper in salad is ace
as well as on eggs
I have an egg wrap with salt and pepper RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

  ♥ KRISTINE! ♥
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)