I know a guy who works at the lab where they keep the Kilo and the Metre
He does science, you could work there.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I'm currently sick of science
/has 3000 more words to write todayq
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

But he looks after ohms! OHMS!

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

I haven't written the word Ohm.
All my science ignores resistance.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

You ignore resistance at your peril young chap

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

it's not so much that I'm ignoring it, it's just that using the model that I'm using the resistance is part of the system itself,
and hence can be normalised so I just pretend it's not there.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

In this house we comply by Band Theory and don't you forget it!
Now go to bed, no supper
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

but my way I get to use the word PLASMONS.
Man, wouldn't you love to use the word PLASMONS?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:46, archived)