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Anyone fancy swapping jobs?
or just giving me a new one?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
I could get you a job
outdoors work
no comission
£10 a hour.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
Is it chugging?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
mugging.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
struggling

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
ugly duckling

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
bling bling!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Ling Ling
(dressing up as a giant panda and having sex with another giant Panda for money)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
ming ming
/other chinese pandas are avilable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
sing sing
/you're going to prison for this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
TEN POUNDS an hour?
Do you get sacked if you don't pull in any victims supporters?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

pull in any victims supporters irritate the fuck out of the general public to the point of being threatened with violence
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
You get a lot of training first and coaching on the job,
You would have to be monumentally retarded not to find anyone prepared to help, that said, sometimes we would get people that were just not suitable to the job and despite our best efforts would consistently fail to get anyone at all, ever.

These people would get fired after a week or so without any improvement.

It's worth remembering that the charity isn't looking for numbers, but for quality donors.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
Dogging

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
What is your job?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
blowing

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
He's an international jet setting super rap star with a hariem of naked girls in all of his private jets.
He gets £20m a day, with commision.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
If you don't mind moving to Ireland or France, sure

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
Yay
Why Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
We've got an office in Cork now

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Cool.
What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
I create training documents and hold training sessions for our tech support people
It's alright, likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Oh right.
Can I have a job in the Cork office?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
Yes, jobs for all!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
Get me a job in france.
I don't know what I'm doing with a house, or job, or ANYTHING after June 20th.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
I know a guy who works at the lab where they keep the Kilo and the Metre
He does science, you could work there.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
I'm currently sick of science
/has 3000 more words to write todayq
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
But he looks after ohms! OHMS!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
I haven't written the word Ohm.
All my science ignores resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
You ignore resistance at your peril young chap

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
it's not so much that I'm ignoring it, it's just that using the model that I'm using the resistance is part of the system itself,
and hence can be normalised so I just pretend it's not there.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
In this house we comply by Band Theory and don't you forget it!
Now go to bed, no supper
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
but my way I get to use the word PLASMONS.
Man, wouldn't you love to use the word PLASMONS?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
Come live here.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
Where is here?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
Northampton.
You know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
Do you have a room going,
or do you just mean move to Northampton in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
I don't know.
Don't listen to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
Oh.
Today the crushing reality of everything came down on me.

After my exams finish I have 15 days to decide where I'm going to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Yeah, I had a similar experience on Tuesday.
Shitty, shitty day.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
sure
being an out-of-work freelancer is a full-time job
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
I've just sorted through all our memory sticks into speed catagory
and am about to do the same with our spare hard drives. How should I categorise them? Connection type? Size? Connection type then size? What about speed?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
I am sticking labels onto thousands of flyers
FUN FUN FUN
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
colour
build a grey rainbow of disks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Slow day?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
That's how Matt rolls
YEAH BOYEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
*ubuntu t-shirts*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
*umbongo t-shirts*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
"chuckle vision t-shirts"

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
*tarpaulin with bungee cords*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
"Pimp my Drives"

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
"How's my drive sorting? 0800 B-U-M K-I-D-S"

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
There's no place like 127.0.0.1

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
Don't mess with me bitch, I have root.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

c:\
c:\dos\
c:\dos\run
... run dos run.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
Oh man, we often have to ask customers to send trace routes to us
And right, get this yeah? A lot of the time, the trace route they send is to 127.0.0.1! They've only traced to their own computer! LOL!

The days fly by here.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
And, this one time, I edited my mate's Host file to redirect youtube to 127.0.0.1
Then I set up an Apachi server to display each flv to his webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
hit them all with a cricket bat
rank them according to durability
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
Drop them from the roof of the building that you are in
rate them on which ones bounce higher
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
I think you should categorise them in the way they resemble people you know and their greatness.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
I can help.
McDazzle onalds
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
You only want him to work at mcdonalds so they can put more resources into supplying you constantly with cheeseburgers and apple pies

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
The nearest McDonalds to me is 20 miles away.
I prefer to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
Does it require constant vigilance to stop it from encroaching on your territory?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
It involves me not going anywhere near it.
As McDonalds is vile.
I've seen me go in with Tegans mum and her family and sit there with nothing while they all eat something. I just won't buy from McDonalds. I'd rather go to burger king or KFC.
Or to be honest find a little cafe that is A. Cheaper and B. Cooked to order.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
You can be my slave
I still need one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
slaves are so last century
you need a valet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
is she a gentleman?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
a lady's maid then

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
thought they were born.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
"McDazzle! I need to poo!
I need you and Punjab to hold open my buttocks for me. Right, am I centred? Good, ring the bell when you think I'm done."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
cant you be mine?
then we'll take it in turns... please?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
Depends what your job is...

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
You're welcome to my job, but I'm keeping the money.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
This is a brilliant photo:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5290053/Pictures-of-the-day-7-May-2009.html?image=1

Man I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:37, archived)