You should have known better.
If it has Simon Cowell and/or Piers Morgan it's likely to be physically sickening.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Amanda Holden would get it like a jack hammer though.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

She looks like a sentient blow up doll to me.
Of course, some may consider that a good thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

and her expression would remain the same throughout

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

you want to fuck a jack hammer?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

She has almost achieved
a fully immobile face.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

You want to smack her face repeatedly on the pavement?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

My daughter loves it
the pain of seeing their vile faces is worthwhile when you hear your little girl giggling her arse off over some guy impersonating a saxophone
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)