"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. "

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

"Brick, are you having your celebrity golf tournament this year?"
"No, too many people died last time."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

it's so hot
milk was a bad choice
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)