Didn't say owt about tonguing them though, eh?
*big tens*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Or rendering their tiny, semi-aquatic sphincters asunder
with a 10" dildo.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:03, archived)