Man, I would love an invisible dick.
I don't think I would ever put it away if I did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Just do a Mykey and get so chubby that your belly pouch hides it all the time.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

You know how belly buttons tend to go to 'inny's if you're fat.
Well, some theory for cocks, apparently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

good place to keep change

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Aww MAN, the colours on my skittles ran =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:17, archived)