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I'm cloning myself.
Any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
I've also written a new poem:

The lunar probe
Probed the moon,
If you ask me,
Not a day too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
Yeah, add a hair gene

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
Don't make the head look like a fart covered in clingfilm.
And leave out the soggy tea bag skin colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
Yes, there should be tips
on the clone's fingers, and on his cock
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
Make yourself into me instead.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
what, take his glasses off?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
+grow some tits and loosen morals.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
I have the tits
how do I loosen murals?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
It's not enough to loosen them, you've pretty much got to take the entire wall, or at least the plaster
Tricky job.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
raping sister 100/1

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
It's not rape if she likes it

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Wouldn't lead to cloning
Most of your genes will probably be different.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
twin sister, duh

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
Still the same problem
because they're different sperm and egg
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
Sexual reproduction advice from the person with virgin in his sig...
BURN
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
It's not advice
it's just fact.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
Unlike you
Badum-tish
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
YOU GOT SERVED

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
DOUBLE VIRGIN :D
lol I'm laughing because something I said has made a funneh
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Still wouldn't have the same genes
twins of different sexes come from different eggs.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
He could transfer the nucleus from his cells into an empty egg and destroy the Y chromosome with a big laser
then have someone carry the child, allow it to mature and then have his own baldmonkeydren with his female self
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
Where will we store this egg in the mean time?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
on a bag of peas in the freezer in a bit of clingfilm

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
Oh Glu'ey, EGGY CUP SETUP FAIL !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
it's all too complicated for me :(
how would you mash it after being in the freezer?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Are you supposed to mash it? With what?
I wish someone would explain it to me a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
If anyone wants to donate eggs for baldmonkey's project, I have an icecream scoop prepared

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
I listened to your latest podcast
My question was meant more as a means to allow you to self promote, I wasn't criticising the quality of your podcasts. I'm sorry Baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
If I was offended I wouldn't have read it out.
It gave us something to talk about.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
Just making sure. I never wanted to offend
I liked the podcast though. I've got the other 10 downloaded too now.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Thats why the police keep our DNA on record.
SO THEY CAN CLONE US TO PRACTICE THEIR ARRESTING AND ADVANCED 'THE SUSPECT FELL DOWN THE STAIRS' TECHNIQUES.
/tinfoil hat
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Make your dick visible this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Visible
From the moon?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Man, I would love an invisible dick.
I don't think I would ever put it away if I did.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Just do a Mykey and get so chubby that your belly pouch hides it all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
You know how belly buttons tend to go to 'inny's if you're fat.
Well, some theory for cocks, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
good place to keep change

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Aww MAN, the colours on my skittles ran =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
Watch out for Hand Bananas

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
make hundreds of versions of yourself in minature
then use them as your slaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
Filter out all the crap bits.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
I just counted up all the change we had in the piggy bank and tin.
£67. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
Don't do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
you just don't want to share baldmoonkey

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
kill each other

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
[carefull...
..have you not seen "The House of Cosby's"? ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)