This, actually.
Not enough chaps have chops.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Not enough chaps can pull them off without looking like farmers.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

What's wrong with looking like a farmer?
Big and strong chap that knows his way around machinery, oh no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

farmers boys pretending to be grown-up men
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

*preens*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

*hides in your sideys*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)