I have a stong disliking for Dave Gorman
That is all
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I quite like him.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

'ning maam
How are you on this fine and sunny TFI Friday?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Shattered. You?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Same really, got home late and watched QI into the early hours.
To answer your question from last night, worth waiting for the DVD but not worth a trip to the cinematorium.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Blue ray it is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

Too much action and artsy fartsy scenes
IMO anyway
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

I like action AND artsy fartsy though.
I hope I enjoy it, I'll be upset if I don't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

Don't get me wrong
It is a very good film but there's not enough Red Alert, science, "We need more power Mr Scott", "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a X" for my liking
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Any wessels?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Yes
And the other things were in the film, just not enough of them to make it cliché.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I don't know, maybe I just expected too much from it
I still thoroughly enjoyed it though. And the cinema was almost empty, around 20 people for a screen that can seat over 200, yet someone insisted on sitting next to me :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

:D cinema friend!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

He didn't speak to me at all
Going on my RL friends when I go to visit them it makes him a prime candidate for friendship :P

Edit: I think it was just my choice of sitting in the prime acoustic and visual spot for that screen.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

you don't think spock was superb?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

He was

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Well, I loved it!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

you'd think after a four day week we'd be fine
But I'm also shattered. Roll on the weekend...
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

I'd have been alright if it weren't for it being spring, if you know what I mean.
I intend to roll all over the weekend. Doing owt nice?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

Taking poppy the bus up to northants to buy mats
And maybe pop into friends. Then sleep all Sunday.
Yourself?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Haircut *shakes* not looking forward to it
and loafing about being a lazy cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

I stood next to him in the toilets.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Were you weeing or just being friendly?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

A urinal was in use
and no I didn't look.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Tut.
Celebrity cock and you didn't even bother.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

I'm not much of a cock fan I'm afraid.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

That's not what I've....oh fuck it.
Never mind.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Yeah!
don't even try, you know I'll just cuss you down.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

That so, motherfucker?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

hell yeah! ...
...motherfucker!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

aight.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Did you look?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

i suspect
had you looked, you would have just seen a tiny version of dave gorman instead of a cock.
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

The question is
Would that tiny gorman have another tiny gorman at the tip of his little david?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Recursive Gorman Cock.
Ah, the well known condition.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

It's gorman all the way down, i'm afraid.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Is it true what they say about him?
You know, wink wink, nudge nudge, (Puts two fingers vertical from eachother, then moves them appart to about 12 inches).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

i don't like him a whole lot either.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

He's alright.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

I find his TV persona most agreeable.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

I dislike all the middle class people, who go out and do something quirky.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

What should they do
to raise your view of them instead of doing something interesting ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

They should stop doing 'interesting' things, because I find the 'interesting' things they do unequivocally disinteresting

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

i think
shutting the fuck up would be a constructive start for mr dave
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

I have no real opinion of him.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I quite like him

 

This is an exciting post, isn't it?
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

he turned up at my local Boarders for a booksigning of the Googlewhack one, and a talk...
He was telling a lot of "jokes" but no one at all was laughing...

It's strange when an audiences silence is funnier than the the standup...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your law-n.
You don't want zombies on your lawn, 'cus there's a zombie on your lawn.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

I like him.
I was supposed to support him at the G****e but it ended up the other way round.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

He works in a garage?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Gaymoe?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

hello new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

I like his sideburns.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

he's got good teeth

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

This, actually.
Not enough chaps have chops.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Not enough chaps can pull them off without looking like farmers.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

What's wrong with looking like a farmer?
Big and strong chap that knows his way around machinery, oh no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

farmers boys pretending to be grown-up men
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

*preens*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

*hides in your sideys*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

I quite like him. I would.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Me too.
He falls under the same acceptable ginger category as Adam from Mythbusters.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

I'm starting to develop a crush on Damian Lewis too.
Blummin' gingers.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

he's quite nice.
Mind you also fancied Mr Tumnus a bit so there's no accounting for taste here.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I fancied Robin Hood when he was a cartoon fox.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

<3

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Any reason for this dislike?
I quite like him.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

the start of googlewack adventure
the most horrific 10mins of self indulgent, uninteresting dick tripe i have seen since watching prime ministers question time.

he was fine when he was just words in a book, but as a human, he becomes a large fail.
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

I said HELLO NEW PERSON

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

geeesh
im not all that new, im just shy.
herrow
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:55, archived)