No.
I'm usually in the shame-cupboard by myself, pounding at my cork like penis hoping that people can't hear me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Everyone can hear your crying deeply.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

The guttural wailings of a man wearing lynx products

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

you're not supposed to apply it to your nob

( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I can see him now, ramming the New Lynx Bullet down his japseye

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

You do stink like a secondary school changing room
Cheap deodorant barely masking the stench of sweat and fear
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:51, archived)