Dude
you are so hot the bread will just toast on your fanny.

because, like, you're really hot. Like, your fanny is.

And not cause you have the clap or something like that
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I've located a copy of "HELP MY PUSSY'S ON FIRE 11!"
Turns out it's not an instructional video and the case smells of shame.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11, archived)