I'm eating discount brands chocolate digestives.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

discount br d chocolate digestives.

gl

EDIT: Stop correcting your typos, we all know you're stupid really.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Even before the ninja that would have been
"I'm eating gians"
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

GLANS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glans_penis nsfw really obv

YOU SEE, I CALLED YOU GAY IN STRIKETHROUGH FORM
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

GET A ROOM

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

WE'VE ALREADY GOT A ROOM

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Yeah but what about that time we did rumpy pumpy.
Does that make you a man?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Just because you draw pictures of it all day doesn't mean it happened

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

You think about all those gaps in your memory,
everytime there's a gap in your memory, I plugged the gap in your clunge your legs with my willy.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Don't use my amateur alcoholism as a cover for your lechery any more.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Fine.
No more clunge plunging.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

I'm eating the biggest bestest salad in the world!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I don't know when I'm going to have lunch today :(
I'm also busy during ALL THREE broadcasts of neighbours today.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I'm still disgusted with some lardos who put salt on their salad :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm still forming an opinion on that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

It's like putting salt on your breakfast cereal

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

not really,
it's not the worst food crime,
there's salt in vinergarette and most salad dressings.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

And parmesan is salt in cheese form

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Anchovies are salt in fish form

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

there's already shit loads of salt in breakfast cereals anyway.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

indeed. But just straight salt? blerg. it would be all gritty.
No wonder loads of you guys have chubberboobs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

Salads are usually quite moist, add a bit of nice salt and half of it would be absorbed by peppers and such
Using shit table salt would be a crime.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

did you get my email?
I think it may have been blocked.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I haven't got it, no, :*(

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Probably right. I am just imagining someone just shaking it on like they've got some chips infront of them :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I put pepper on lettuce
not much though
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

my dad does it. but i dont.
this one has tomatoes and peppers, so it really doesnt need it. plus coleslaw and soft cheese on the side. and chicken. and grapes. OH MAN YUM.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31, archived)