Ok I've had a thought about this
And some white stilton with strawberries would go absolutely fucking brilliantly with hobnobs. It would be like eating mini cheesecakes.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hobnobs + Philli + Strawbery Jam....
It helps me think that I'm a giant eating a whole cheesecake in one bite.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:27, archived)