That's a birdbath you spastic
:P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

For what, giant ostriches?!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

SQUAARRK!!! *climbs in*
actually I don't know what sound they make :S
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I've only heard the cunts hiss :s

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

you need a gynaecologist, stat

( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

arf!

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

She slams face down into it to cover her eyes and nose
after three minutes, the resulting breathlessness is enough to convince her she's done 15 lengths.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, archived)