Give me a second.
I'm about to think of something REALLY SCATHING.
You'll probably cry.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Almost there.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

you're going to say "a cup of really hot tea spilled into your lap"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Wait, what, hang on, you've distracted me.
*starts again*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)