Internet!
It's me, JMG!
Who's already welling up and preparing a scathing remark?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

JMG!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Onions again, I see.
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Absolutely!
I always liked him.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

OH MAN!
this is lush!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Give me a second.
I'm about to think of something REALLY SCATHING.
You'll probably cry.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Almost there.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

you're going to say "a cup of really hot tea spilled into your lap"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Wait, what, hang on, you've distracted me.
*starts again*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

thank god you're here
they were talking about the sodding weather JMG

the weather

that's nearly as bad as food
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Careful, you'll remind them that clouds look like c*ndy fl*ss.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

So I see..
:(
I've often commented on these rough indoors types getting themselves worked up into a lather over a drop of snow.
Then going on to complain about ice a few days later.

Fat people are very bi-polar.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I am. Always.
But not directed at you, JMG.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'm just too gosh darn SMASHING.
*Nod of approval*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Hello Jammy, and indeed, the internet in general.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hello Esme specifically.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Ireland!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Newcastle!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

well, yes, ok, I'm flicking through my internal rolodex of critiwiticisms
but they're not aimed at you, Jamster.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

A relief, here for me!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

JMG admitting that he can occasionally succumb to a stoutly-delivered tongue-lashing?
the great man his weaknesses after all
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

What are your opinions on the new star trek movie?
Watch or not watch?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I've never seen a Star Trek film.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Are you going to watch this one JMG
I MUST KNOW THESE THINGS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Isn't Natalie Imbruglia just so lovely?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

No.
She hangs around with Tories.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

She also goes out with a singer from "Nirvana Light"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Gary Barlow?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Nah the bloke from SilverChair
they're shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

I've had her
she left a dreadful sweat stain on the matress, the filthy cow
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

She's out of my life, now.
Thank you G.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

and she has a facial hair problem
and body odour
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Often in my head
rarely shared.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

That's the best way.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

You've got to learn to let the anger out every now and again.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

I have noticed /offtopic now have a decent thread system
Is this paving the way for you to be mod there?

No scathing comment I'm afraid
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Let's hope so.
I think I'd be heralded and championed as a hero within the hour.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:06, archived)