I read that as "Google 'sickrik' to see me hilariously dressed up as a girl"(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:51,
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I read the paper instead(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:52,
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