In 20 years time you'll be telling the yoofs down the pub
"I was there at the last one. Much better than this one. Better acts than these youngsters today" As they wheel out Mick Jagger and his oxygen bottle.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

If the next one has worse acts than this,
I'll be amazed.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)