putting on socks and finding there is a large hole in it and taking it off and not being able to find another matching sock so I have to take both off and it's just the shit uncomfortable socks left

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

It's an air conditioned Sock,
silly!
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

no, it's a broken sock you pov

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

How about sewing it up?
With a darning needle and thread?
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Don't swear

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

DARNS YOU TO HEAL AND BACK

(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

if you'd said "heel" it would have been much funnier
as it stands, you're a twat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Darning it up would in essence
heal it.

And socks dont stand, the feet inside them do.
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

you're making a twat of yourself.
Please stop.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Thanks for the concern.

(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'm nice like that

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Do it like the povvos used to
and sew it up with your hair!
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:08, archived)