I want to be a bitter, twisted fanboyso I can post bile on IMDB about the new
Star Trek
Geekness inside me makes me have to see this.
What do you hate?
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empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:55,
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Life :P(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:56,
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As of the last 20 minutes,the Russian language.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:56,
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Because stuff makes no sense in it.Even their mathematical symbols are different.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:57,
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No, that's the japs.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:58,
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it's the perfect character set for their languagePolish should use Cyrillic too, it would be so much easier.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02,
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I know it's the best character for them.It's just when I read papers in foreign languages with the latin alphabet I can follow them no problem, despite not being fluent in most of the languages.
This Russian malarky is making it hard to even follow the maths, especially as they don't use SI units.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:11,
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putting on socks and finding there is a large hole in it and taking it off and not being able to find another matching sock so I have to take both off and it's just the shit uncomfortable socks left(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:57,
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no, it's a broken sock you pov(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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How about sewing it up?With a darning needle and thread?
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empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00,
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if you'd said "heel" it would have been much funnieras it stands, you're a twat.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06,
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Darning it up would in essenceheal it.
And socks dont stand, the feet inside them do.
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empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:07,
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Do it like the povvos used toand sew it up with your hair!
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:08,
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Baked beans, dickheads, Girls Aloud and the idea that all gizmos for women must be pink.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:57,
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HOW WILL IT LOOK LIKE A COCK OTHERWISE?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:58,
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Deep breath, start again.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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So you only stop to change the batteries?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01,
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There's a cafe in the o2 called S&M - their motto is:You can never get enough sausage.... Oooerrr.
They have Sid James and Carry on clips running all over the place.
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empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06,
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actually, the pink thing does irk me a littleI really like hot pink. Hot pink and me can totally get a room. But baby pink? noooooooo :( And all bike gear for girls seems to have accents of baby pink on.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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It's like they think we're all fucking 4.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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see also: games for girlsFUCK OFF WITH YOUR COOKING AND BABY AND HOOVERING GAMES YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS WE ARE NOT ALL ASPIRING TO BE HOUSEWIVES AND BABY FACTORIES and breathe.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00,
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My mate's little boy has a teasetso he can play tea-parties with his cuddly bunnies. I love him to pieces!
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jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02,
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He's showing early stages of lovingbumsitis(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05,
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we knowHe's always been gay. His big brother calls him a freak. Her kids are more awesome than mine.
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jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:07,
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HEY IT'S JUST AS BAD FOR US MEN TOO!I feel really ashamed trying to buy them so I can learn to become a catwalk model horse trainer baby burper :'(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04,
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hahaI'll do you a trade - you buy me WoW toys and I'll get Barbie's Horse Riding Adventure for you.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05,
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This calls for:www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
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empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:09,
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*shakes hands*Don't suppose you're about this weekend to help me monkey bums? I'll give you goldz!!!! I've got 200g burning a pantie hole since I know you're busy trying to level and don't want to take your time for free :) or even one of your guildies wanting some extra cash for 30mins work? Don't worry if not :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13,
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damn I forgot you're still trying to do thatsorry hun. I should be free this weekend - was away all bank holiday weekend. I'll be on Saturday, so I'll help then :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:17,
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My mate did her dissertation on games for girlsI believe she just grumped all the way through it.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:09,
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fucking 4 what?/someone had to
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13,
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justice.On top of the Houses of Commons dressed as the fantastic 4.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15,
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now there's an image(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15,
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Full of them, me.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:17,
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Some of the names of shades is ridiculousask any man and it'll be pink, ask a woman and it has to be 'baby' pink, 'powder' pink or 'hot' pink. What kind of shade is hot anyway?
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hot pink is bright magenta-y pink.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01,
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so what's magenta?or fuschia?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:03,
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Also bright.I don't know, I like green best.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04,
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fuschia's a little bit more purpley than magenta(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06,
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thisbaby pink is pastel.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04,
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So why not say bright pink, light pink, dark pinkpale pink etc? It confuses me when you give them names
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Dave PinkSteve Pink
Alan Pink
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06,
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Your buying Gay man stuff, silly!Girl stuff is light red.
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empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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it's like red but not quiiiiite(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00,
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my tool set isn't pinkI shall be using it with man-science to put up 2 beds and 2 bookcases. I shall also use woman-science and read the instructions.
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jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01,
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My tool set isn't pinkI've got MANTOOLS.
Reading the instructions is good.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02,
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my ex-MiL had a masters in Engineeringand when she insisted on helping me build my MFI-esque furniture, she still fucking broke something. I give her ONE bloody job to do, assemble a drawer, and she cracks a massive corner off it that I have to glue and clamp together again. I might as well have built the whole fucking desk with my bare hands from a tree.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05,
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the beds are apparentlya 2 person job. I can't think of anyone I trust to help, that won't either break something or take over.
I'm sure I'll manage.
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jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:10,
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they only mean that cos you'll need someone to hold a long bit horizontally at some pointa bean bag is a good equivalent for all things otherwise demanding a second human.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:12,
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Nothing.I'm a ray of sunshine, me.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:58,
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I'm in the cinema nowwaiting for it to start! Yey the lights have dipped and there's only two other people in!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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I've never seen a Star Trek film, interesting broadsword fact for you there.Also, I don't tend to hate stuff, it takes far too much effort.
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broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59,
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I'll tell you who I don't hate, yeah'? The big black guy in Green Mile.He's such a gentle giant, I don't see why anyone would want to hurt him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00,
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every single last motherfucking one of you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01,
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I hope the bits under your eyes get all puffy and saggy so that you look like a bloodhound.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:08,
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I hate......the shitters on airplanes. Particularly when someone's had a satisfying crap, just before I go in there. Bastards.
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Read also: trains.If you've got that much of a dicky arse, empty it at home beforehand.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:03,
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