I hate...
...the shitters on airplanes. Particularly when someone's had a satisfying crap, just before I go in there. Bastards.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Read also: trains.
If you've got that much of a dicky arse, empty it at home beforehand.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

exactly
*seethes*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)