If they were female,
I'd stick my willy in her.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:31,
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Why do you insist on bullying me?
I'm nothing but nice to you
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34,
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Also.
I'd peel them too.
Starting by removing a toe a day to open up the skin for peeling.
Then i'd peel them inch by inch, once a day, while giving them medical attention to keep them in pain, but alive.
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