I would remove their source of alcohol, then make them sit through repeats of Terry Christian's TV programs.

Nasty, I know.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

You BASTARD.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

It's bad, I know
But what other use is there, for Terry Christian?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Word.

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)