I'd lock them in a room with a very easy-to-influence mad young chap
who had just read every single comic strip on electric retard.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Needs more Hitler and willies

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)